Posts Tagged ‘commentary’

Karl’s Diary

Sunday, October 25th, 2009

From the desk of Karl October 25, 1924
I had an encounter with Security from Callahan Industries. I fought four guards and was able to defend myself with my .38, stopping three of them including one head shot. It is now clear to me that I need more firepower both in rate of fire and caliber effectiveness. To the gun store I go.

Hi readers, I have had the good fortune to be part of an ongoing Call of Cthulhu game. I realized that I needed to stack the odds in my investigator’s favor and started doing research on 1920’s small arms. By the late 1890s people were already experimenting with hollow points in rifles as a means of reducing bullet weight and increasing velocity. The also had the side effect of causing greater wounds.

By the 1920s it was not uncommon for hand loaders to create ammo that was faster and higher pressure than factory ammo for use in stronger, new production revolvers. These faster velocities combined with a hollow point bullet can increase the power level of the handgun with acceptable drawbacks. If your GM allows it, try adding this to your game.

Hollow point ammo: +2 to damage at close and point blank range, +1 to medium range. Increase the armor of your target by 50%. Revolvers only

Over pressure or +P ammo: +1 to damage, lower reliability rating by 5%

Target Demographics

Monday, September 21st, 2009

I think I grew up with the wrong kind of people.

Most of my friends have these stories about how they were made fun of for being geeks. About how they were teased for bringing out their magic decks, or abused for carrying around their D&D books. About being outcasts for taking GATE or AP or IB classes, getting straight A’s and having a personal relationship with their favorite teachers.

Well, that never really happened to me. The kids I grew up with? We wore our geekdom like a medal. We ate lunch in the Biology room, even when they were dissecting fetal pigs and everything smelled like formaldehyde and intestines. We discussed the relative merits of an artifact-based deck versus a control deck (way back in ’99, before all these newfangled rules.) I drew a Toreador rose and a Malchavian mirror on my backpack (Masquerade, please. Not that Johnny-Come-Lately Requiem nonsense). And no one cared.

Maybe it’s that at my school, the theater dorks ruled. Very few people could tell you our football teams win/loss record, but I guarantee they’ll remember the Spring Musical. The class presidents and student government was made up of all honors students. So us nerds, dorks, and freaks had the deck stacked for us to begin with.

I think that’s part of what I like so much about my job. I spend all day working with people who not only won’t laugh at me for my obsessions, they might actually know what I mean when I talk about the Camarilla, or my love for Hypnotic Specters. This store attracts the people who aren’t afraid of their own geekyness, the people who realize that painting and playing with little men doesn’t make you less grown up, less smart, or less interesting. It’s like the best parts of high school, with better hair, fewer personal problems, and a salary!

Most of the time, my job is a job. It’s work like anything else. There’s lots of hard bits, lots of annoying bits, and, just like any job, lots of bits I don’t particularly enjoy. But every so often, I am simply amazed they pay me to do this. When I get into a long discussion about Planeswalkers, or when I get to look at pictures of someone’s steampunk costume, or when I wax poetic about the merits of Don’t Rest Your Head I have to stop for a second out of sheer wonder.

I admire geeks who aren’t afraid of being geeks. I respect and enjoy the company of people who not only embrace, but celebrate their dorkyness. So keep it up! You are, collectively and individually, pretty much awesome, and you make my job less job-like. And I promise, I won’t laugh at you if you quote Star Trek. I may even quote it right back.

~samantha

Gamers 3.0

Thursday, July 23rd, 2009

How would your perception of gaming change if you knew your grandfather was a LARPer? If your Grandmother could calculate THAC0? I was driving in to work today and was thinking about getting my niece her first Pokemon starter deck when it hit me. First generation gamers are now old enough to be grandparents.

First off, nobody panic. Games have been around since the first cavemen played rock, rock, rock (widely regarded as unsuccessful). Even King Tut was a gamer, his game board is on display up in SF this week. And who can resist the old guys in the park playing chess? But we are the first to roll for saving throws. We bold few who enjoy games so much we adopt the title of “gamer” as part of our collective identity. Every generation that follows us is yet another wave of humanity who will ask “Am I in range to cast fireball?”

So what this means to me is that someday if I am lucky, I will get to explain D&D basic to my grandchild. “You see Billy, it came in a red box and a dwarf was both a race and a class.” And watch him scamper off into the next room where he will say that the game really lost its center when the 8.7edition came out. Oh and that the new holominis are so much better than the old holominis.

Yours truly,

Your Girl Friday

~Jason