It's not your fault that Kobolds are gourmets. It's not you fault that King Torg (All Hail King Torg!) is hungry. It's not your fault that the tastiest thing a Kobold has ever eaten is sweet baby! And it's definitely, not your fault that Kobolds are the most incompetent, reckless, and accident prone race to ever crawl out of a cave.
...But it IS your problem.
...But it IS your problem.
